Well I recently posted my top ten favorite Super Heroes. Now this will work out like my last top ten list of favorite video games. I made the list then I will write articles about each one. However I will not be doing them my self so let me introduce my host for my next couple top ten lists. The Bea Arthur loving, Chimichanga saying, Mask wearing, and 4th wall breaking friendly neighbor hood Merc with the mouth. No it's not The Killer Moth (no idea why you thought of him.) Give a wild round of applause (or get shot in the tummy) by DEADPOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Hello ladies and gentlemen and ladies (Big hello to the ladies.) I am the Merc with the mouth and I will be here for your viewing pleasure. I bet you are wondering why I am here. Most of the time I would tell you its none of your bees wax and probably shoot you or something, BUT I have been told not to kill anyone while doing this. So yea reasons I'm doing this right ummm well I was just walking down the street (singing do a diddy diddy dum diddy do) When out of no where this guy walks up to me some Mighty Wombat guy or something. (What a goof strange costume and a tail. He said said it shot out a grappling hook.....note to self I have to get me one of those)
"Do you think I would look good with a grappling hook tail....If you say no I might have to do uncomfortable things to you"
"So yes this Wombat guy asked me to to help him out with this top ten list. Something about Super Heroes. Now I didn't look at the list and if I am some how not on it I might have to do something. (Okay I'm not really a Super Hero but still) He also asked me to talk to you before hand so you mush brained bags a squishy stuff aren't scared."
"So now you might be wondering who I the Great Deadpool am. Well I am the Merc with the mouth a gun for hire that has had many successful jobs. I have killed many people from innocent to guilty. If there is money you can point me and I will shoot. That is all I am going to say about myself though because talking about myself is kind of annoying. I would rather talk about something different.....like ummm magic. Those ruffly shirted fancy pants wearing hot girl sawing son of a bi.....wait I have to keep this clean ummm dweb."
"I think I am off track but that is normal. So yeah I will be your host with the most for a while. So stay tuned for "My Thoughts On" ok more like "That Wombat Guy's Thoughts On" His Top Ten Favorite Super Heroes."
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