My Thoughts on: Bender

Well everybody it is time for the end of this mini series of "My Thoughts On" about my favorite cartoon and television characters. I am going out with a bang who would probably be number one are two if I did a top ten list. In this installment we will be talking about someone who has done everything. Super Hero, Wrestler, Social hero, master thief, mental patient, Television Star, Bending unit, Ship cook, and God. That is right I am talking about Bender Bending Rodríguez from the show Futurama. Now read this and if you don't like it you can BITE MY SHINEY METAL ASS!!!!!

Now where do I start when I am talking about such a great individual? Well I think the early years of this young mechanical magic man. Bender was built in America's Heartland Mexico. He was released from the Mom's Friendly Robot Company as a defective robot and is now mortal meaning if he is destroyed then he is gone for good. Before meeting Philip J. Fry he worked as a bending unit bending girders that were being made into Suicide Booths. After finding this out he attempted to kill himself using a Suicide Booth but failed when Fry interfered. Bender and Fry became fast friends and ended up joining the Planet Express delivery crew. So now Bender, Fry, and Leela work with Professor Farnsworth and they all will go out on amazing adventures.

Now that is Bender's past so lets talk about the Robot himself. Bender is a chain smoking drunk who burps fire. He likes to cook despite the fact that he is absolutely terrible at it. Bender has a huge ego and often does things to get more attention for himself. Which is always funny because he does really strange things to get attention. He is a kleptomaniac constantly stealing things which sometimes causing him pain. Like getting "sick" after stealing a watch and slicing himself up after stealing a sword. He constantly uses fembots making up stories like being a rich Hollywood director or just lying and using them. However he still gets the girls. He even dated a couple humans including Amy Wong and Lucy Lu.

As I said before Bender is a jack of all trades. He was a Ultimate Robot Fighter known as Bender the Offender. He had a successful stint in the ring before his popularity started slipping and he was asked to change his persona to The Gender Bender and lose to Destructor. He did not want to throw the fight so he lost instead. He also had a time when he was the Super King a member of the New Justice Team. He had super strength and stretching limbs also he had the super ability to open and close the door in his chest. Him and the rest of the team fought against the Evil Zoo Keeper but after the capture of Leela's Parents the team was forced to steal for the Zoo Keeper. He also also was a Blurns Ball manager for Leela's short career. His biggest highlight was making Leela do two bean commercials making one hundred dollars and one hundred pesos each. Then his biggest job was GOD. Yes Bender was god and he was doing a pretty good job at it well until everyone died. After the people died he ended up meeting God or a computer that smashed into God. So yea Bender littery talked to God.

Now for things that Bender wishes were true. He wishes he was Napoleon, a king, a Duke, a folk singer, and a magician. When he is attacked by a magnet he will become a folk singer but will be really angry about it. He even went on ture with beck playing the "wash board" which was actually his torn up chest. He also wishes he was the greatest but I have no idea the greatest at what.

I am going to wrap this up before Bender gets upset and tries to steal my organs or something. So those are my thought on Bender the Robot of pure awesomeness. He is the King even in real live or if it is just inside his mind. Join us next time for a list of my favorite do-gooders. Not sure if it should be a top ten or just a top five. It will be hosted by a very special guest. So stay tuned to my list or I will hunt you down and do something random that is right I am talking to you the whole one or two people who might read this.