My Thoughts On: Gambit

"Well I guess its time for me the Great and Powerful Wizard of Deadpool. (Wait a sec that was just stupid!! Oh well.)  To review another gooddie two shoe for this "My Thought On" thing.  However I really really really don't feel like it.  I would rather go kick around some of whiney baby men then type this thing.  (I wonder if Taskmaster is busy its been a while since I kicked his tush.)   I guess I should check to see who this piece of poo (Sorry kid the Pool man has to keep it cleanish ssa tabmow diputs.)  Well let us have a look see at todays poor mook.  Today we have one Gambit.  Who the hell is he?  Wait isn't he the guy in that movie who was on screen for like 10 minutes in that Wolverine movie. (What a pile of tihs)  My first big screen appearance and they sew my mouth shut.  They destroyed a national monument when they messed with my mouth.  (I heard they locked the people who came up with that idea up in GITMO.)"

"So Gambit is ummmm southern and like to play with cards that glow purple.  I think they explode or something like that.  I think I should turn to the experts on this guy because I don't know the guy."

"I wonder if there is a X-Men wikipedia.  (They might try to tell you otherwise but I am an X-Men I had a costume and a belt with an X on it and everything.)  So lets go to google and look for some information."

"Looks like we have found a winner....x-men.wikia.com...  Now to find Gambit.  Well lets see.  Shadow Cat (She is a cute little kitty), Siryn (My Little Redheaded Irish beauty she totally digs me), Outlaw (Its that deranged chick from the juice bar I was totally going to score with),  there we are Gambit I guess we should click on the name huh......"

"Looks like this thing has a lot of stuff on the raging Cajun"

"Lets see characteristics...
Real Name: Remy Etienne LeBeau  (Ok that is a cool name but it doesn't roll off the tongue like Wade Wilson or Chimichunga )
Gender: Male (Big Deal I have been a male all of my life)
Height: 6'1" (haha I'm 6'2")
Weight: 179 lbs (What a light weight)
Eyes: Burning Red (Burning red huh I have had parts of me that burnt but not my eyes)
Hair: Brown; (He does have nice hair did I think that out loud)
Unusual Features: Burning red eyes (My whole body is an unusual feature)
Citizenship: U.S.A.  (I don't know he has one of them accents you might want to check his green card......oh wait never mind that)
Marital Status: Divorced (Most of my lovers end up dead)
Occupation: Unknown; Adventurer; formerly Professional Thief (He aint got no job what a smelly bum)
Education: No official schooling (I failed out of a bunch of schools of magic)
Place of Birth: New Orleans, Louisiana (That might be something good to know about myself)
Status:active  (What in the hell does this even mean??)
Identity: Publicly known (Hey so is mine Wade Wilson I even worked for the government I had a badge and everything)
Aliases: Death, Le Diable Blanc, formerly Robert Lord, Cajun" (I have met Death and he is nothing like her...she is much better looking and has great bone structurer)

"I know what your saying....Golly Gee Deadpool you king of awesomeness that was awfully lazy of you just copying and pasting for a wiki site.  To this I would respond with a bullet to your knee caps and tell you to shut up might also insult your mamma (So many choices so little time)"

"So what else can we find  on this mighty Wikipedia thing what about powers and abilities"
Powers
Molecular Acceleration: Remy has the power to take the potential energy stored in an object and convert it to kinetic energy thus “charging” that item with explosive results. He prefers to charge smaller objects, such as his ever-present playing cards, as the time required to charge them is greatly reduced and they are much easier for him to throw. The only real limitation to this ability is the time required to charge the object. The larger it is the more time it takes. Most charging takes place through direct skin contact.
Enhanced Agility: Gambit's ability to tap energy also grants him superhuman agility and dexterity which gives him an added edge he has used to his advantage by developing a unique acrobatic fighting style.
Static Interference: Ability to create static, because of the charged potential energy always in his body, that shields his mind from detection and intrusion by even the most powerful telepaths. The shield has the added effect of destabilizing touch based powers.
Hypnotic Charm: Ability to "charge" the kinetic energy within a person's brain, allowing a subtle influence over any sentient mind. This power allows Gambit to compel others to believe what he says and agree with anything he suggests. More powerful minds have proven immune to Gambit's charm.
Toxic Transmutation: As Death, he has the ability to convert inert materials into toxic substances; for example, transforming breathable air into poisonous gases.
Abilities
Bilingual: He is fluent in English and Cajun French.
Expert Marksman: he is profound in throwing small objects such as cards, bolas, knives, and balls with great accuracy.
Master Combatant: though not on the same level as Captain America, he is still a profound fighter often employing martial arts, street fighting, and acrobatics. He is well adept in martial arts Savate, French kickboxing, and Bojutsu, the art of using a Bo staff.

"Ok I will give Gambit some credit he has some cool powers, and skills I would kill for the ability to make things go boom just by touching them.  As well as making people agree with me I would be really easy for me to get jobs and lots of pay.  I might be able to convince that jerk T-Ray to just kill himself so I don't have to mess with him anymore.  Him and his creepy black magic powers and mind bending crap but more on him at eleven or something"

"Well I am tired of your dumb ugly faces.  So I am going to end this thing.  So I guess thanks for "My Thoughts On Gambit" (ok it was more like x-men.wikia.com's thoughts on Gambit but thats besides the point.)  Tune in next time as I lazily look at another super hero.  Same Pool time same Pool channel."