Best and Worst Movies of 2010 part 1

Okay everyone seems to be making lists about the best and the worst movies of the year.  Now I am not going to make some long list just four movies. The two best and the two worst.  So let me beguine by saying that I can be pretty picky when it comes to movies that I like and don't like.  I will pick movies apart making them worse then they really are.  So I will not only list the movies but I will also explain why I either like or dislike it.  ok so lets start with the second worst movie.




Second Worst: Pr editors.


Now this wasn't a terrible movie but it was no where near good for me.  It had a bad story, terrible characters,  it was filled with the worst action movie cliches, and Adrian Brody.  I mean this was one of the most predictable movies I have ever seen.  It seemed the only cliche it didn't have was the black guy didn't die first.  Instead it was a Mexican guy to die first.  It had the crazy survivor, the predictable order of how people died, and even a samurai showdown (which was awesome but still cliched)


Now about the characters I can't even express how much I hated the majority of them.  There were two characters that I actually liked but for all of the wrong reasons.  The first was the Yakuza member, and the on;y reason I like him was because he didn't talk for most of the movie.  I think in the whole movie he might have talked for 2 to 3 minutes.  The other character was Topher Grace.  I didn't give a crap abiut his character I just liked him because I like Topher Grace.  His character isn't anything special its just him thats it.  However the worst character other then  Adrian Brody was this inmate who I sware was written to be the most despicable character ever.  He actually has a conversation about when he gets out of this he is going to go back and "Rape some Bitches."  I wish I was lying or trying to make some bad joke but honestly he says that and I hate him so much for it.  


So the story is just bad.  I don't mean its terrible but its just your run of the mill action movie story.  Nothing new nothing cool and nothing interesting.  Just bland blandness that I did not like at all.  Enough about the story though I want to talk about the worse part of the movie Adrian Brody.  I mean wow what a boring actor.  He is not cool he is not tough he is just a bland actor being miss casted as an action hero.  I don't know who in there right mind thought this scrawny guy with a huge nose would make a good action hero that could hold a flame to the Govenator is beyond me.  All I know is that I hated this movie and it has a lot to do with Adrian Brody.  

Now this movie wasn't terrible it just wasn't for me.  If you are a fan of the Pr editor series then I think you will like this.  However if you are not a fan then avoid it especially if you are like me and small things bug the crap out of you then this movie might not be for you.  So this was my second least favorite movie of 2010.  I should have the other three movies on my last posted in the next couple days.  I was going to do it all tonight but its already pretty late and I am tired you can just suck it BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! 

The Legend of Zelda Files: Yeta

"Well everyone it is time for a special edition of the Legend of Zelda Files.  Why is it special well because its the second one I did this week.  If you dont think that should make it special then you can SHUT UP!!!  Now as you know I just got back to updating again after recovering from a flattening and then from mental scarring from the last installment with those really hungry balls.  I am back again to actually interview someone.  So join me for this very special Christmas edition of The Legend of Zelda Files."


"Now when you think Christmas you think about family, food, Christmas Trees, and presents. I on the other hand think about Yeti. I mean what goes better with Christmas then giant white monsters.  So for this edition I decided to go talk to Yeta.  Now you may remember Yeta from Twilight Princess but what you might not know is that her husband is John J Yeto the young senator from Alaska.  What you also might not know is that she is a professional snow border/surfer.  I sat down with Yeta in the Snowpeak Mansion.

Me: "Miss Yeta thank you for speaking with me."


Yeta: "I will bite you face....I mean your welcome.  It is so good to have a member of the media in our home."


Me: "Yes well it is such a nice place."


Yeta: "Thank you.  I try to keep a clean home.....the fat fish eating slob of a monstrosity always messes it up.  I often dream about ripping out his throat."


Me: "Ummmm Yeta are you ok?"


Yeta: "Oh my yes I am just fine.......I will devour your soul!!"


Me:  "I am not so sure fine is the right word. What is with the violent talk?"


Yeta: "Oh that well that Mirror if Twilight......ummmm well because of that thing I am now possessed by a demon."


Me: "What really wow."


Yeta: "Yeah I know its kind of odd......YOUR MOTHER PLAYS THE LEGEND OF ZELDA IN HELL!!!!!!!"


Me: "Isn't that line kind of over used?"


Demon Yeta: "........Shut your (expletive deleted)  mouth!!"


Me: "Hey hey hey now settle down this is a family show."


Yeta:  "I should apologize for the demon living inside of me.  It has a potty mouth."


Me:  "So it seems well I should ask you about your time as a professional surfer."


Yeta: "Yes before we moved to Snowpeak we lived in California.  I surfed under my own label and loved every second of it.........YOU SMELL!!!"

Me: "Well that was just uncalled for evil demon I do not smell.  So normal Yeta how long have you been surfing?"

Yeta:  Well I started when I was about 5 and...................I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!!!!


Me: "Why is the demon yelling at me now.  Also I don't have a milkshake.  Well I think we have all we need."


Yeta:  "Thank you for coming it was a pleasure having you in our home."


Me:  "Thank you for having me and good luck with the whole demon thing."


Demon Yeta:  "GET THE HELL OUT OF OUR HOUSE OR I SHALL RIP OFF YOUR FLESH!!!!!"


Me:  "Okay gotta go bye."


"Well that was defiantly interesting I never interviewed a possessed person before.  I hope this won't hurt Yeto's career.  Well join us next time for another installment of the Legend of Zelda Files.  Hopefully the next one will be demon free."

The Legend of Zelda Files: Boe

"Welcome once again to a very much delayed installment of The Legend of Zelda Files.  Now I bet you are wondering why I haven't posted a new file in quite a while.  Well it all started in October when I went to talk to a  particular creature.  Now this creature ended up slamming his giant hand on me and basically squashing me.  I broke a lot of bones and spent quite a while out of action.  However I am back to spread the joyous news that is  I have a new file to post.  So sit down and get ready to learn about the mysterious little balls known as Boes."

"Now I bet you are thinking what in the name of Din is a boe well I have no idea so that will be one of my questions I will be asking.  Wait it looks like I have found some let me get a little closer.  Okay looks like we have some white and black boes here gathering around a fire.  It looks like they are huddled up for warmth.  It is such a touchingly sad site.  Wait wait it looks like they are bringing in a Goron.  Oh ummm wow its dead and it looks like (gags a little)  Th the they are eating it.  They just swarmed and consumed that thing in seconds flat.  I have never seen such brutality in something so small.  I think I should get out of here before I am the next one on the menu.  Well I say screw this interview and run away."

"Well I managed to escape safely but not with out them giving chase.  They took down everything that got in there way in seconds flat.  I have never seen anything eat like they do.  They took down two more Gorons, a herd of goats, and even a freaking Redead.  Thankfully for me I was to fast for them.  So I am Andy Balbac signing off.  See you next time on a new installment of the Legend of Zelda Files."