The Legend of Zelda Files: Ooccoo and Ooccoo jr

"Welcome back to another amazing installment of The Legend of Zelda Files.  We will be looking at a very mysterious race known as the Occa.  Now not much is known about this strange race.  I am not sure if one has ever been seen by a normal person but I will get to talk to some of them named Ooccoo and Ooccoo Jr.  So join me for this huge event of tremendous proportions.  Okay there they are and ummmmmm they look weird."

Me:  "Ummm Hi are you Ooccoo?"
Ooccoo: "Why yes I am and this is my young son Ooccoo Jr"
Jr: "Hi sir"
Me: "So are you a male or female?"
Ooccoo: "Well I am a woman of corse isn't it obvious?"
Me:  "Ummmm no I have never seen one of you before and uh you look kind of odd.  So your really an ancient race of Hyrule?"
Ooccoo: "Well yes we are an ancient and powerful race who have been around for a very long time."
Me:  "How did your race come to be."
Ooccoo: "Well when a man loves a Chicken...."
Me: "Okay I have to stop you there or we will be censored.  Ummm well where dose your race live"
Ooccoo: "Well we live in the city of the sky high above Hyrule.  It is a beautiful place except when its under attack by a dragon."
Me: "A dragon how did you get rid of this Dragon?"
Ooccoo: "A young man named Link came and helped us out."
Me: "Link huh how well do you know this Link?"
Ooccoo: "Well my son and I have met him several times during his adventures."
Me: "Did you notice anything odd or violent about him?"
Ooccoo: "Well he did end the lives of many monsters that were attacking."
Me: "Mam are you sure they were attacking or were they just minding there own business and he just attacked them?"
Ooccoo: "What are you talking about?"
Me: "Link is wanted for murder and we are trying to build a case against him."
Ooccoo:  "WHAT!! Link is a hero he has fought many monsters."
Me: "Is it really fair calling them monsters they are just people or something like that.  Who were just trying to survive another day struggling just to get by who Link just happens to enter their house and then attack them with out warning. "
Jr: "My mommy and I don't like how your talking about Link I think you should go."
Me: "Fine I will be leaving but one last question....Are you just a flying head?"
Jr: "Yes mister dumb face."

"Well as you can tell that went perfectly.  I don't think I will be talking to them again but I did manage to get some information about Link.  We just need to find out who is protecting him and how we can get him for his crimes.  So join me next time for another thrilling Legend of Zleda File."