The Legend of Zelda Files: Yeta

"Well everyone it is time for a special edition of the Legend of Zelda Files.  Why is it special well because its the second one I did this week.  If you dont think that should make it special then you can SHUT UP!!!  Now as you know I just got back to updating again after recovering from a flattening and then from mental scarring from the last installment with those really hungry balls.  I am back again to actually interview someone.  So join me for this very special Christmas edition of The Legend of Zelda Files."


"Now when you think Christmas you think about family, food, Christmas Trees, and presents. I on the other hand think about Yeti. I mean what goes better with Christmas then giant white monsters.  So for this edition I decided to go talk to Yeta.  Now you may remember Yeta from Twilight Princess but what you might not know is that her husband is John J Yeto the young senator from Alaska.  What you also might not know is that she is a professional snow border/surfer.  I sat down with Yeta in the Snowpeak Mansion.

Me: "Miss Yeta thank you for speaking with me."


Yeta: "I will bite you face....I mean your welcome.  It is so good to have a member of the media in our home."


Me: "Yes well it is such a nice place."


Yeta: "Thank you.  I try to keep a clean home.....the fat fish eating slob of a monstrosity always messes it up.  I often dream about ripping out his throat."


Me: "Ummmm Yeta are you ok?"


Yeta: "Oh my yes I am just fine.......I will devour your soul!!"


Me:  "I am not so sure fine is the right word. What is with the violent talk?"


Yeta: "Oh that well that Mirror if Twilight......ummmm well because of that thing I am now possessed by a demon."


Me: "What really wow."


Yeta: "Yeah I know its kind of odd......YOUR MOTHER PLAYS THE LEGEND OF ZELDA IN HELL!!!!!!!"


Me: "Isn't that line kind of over used?"


Demon Yeta: "........Shut your (expletive deleted)  mouth!!"


Me: "Hey hey hey now settle down this is a family show."


Yeta:  "I should apologize for the demon living inside of me.  It has a potty mouth."


Me:  "So it seems well I should ask you about your time as a professional surfer."


Yeta: "Yes before we moved to Snowpeak we lived in California.  I surfed under my own label and loved every second of it.........YOU SMELL!!!"

Me: "Well that was just uncalled for evil demon I do not smell.  So normal Yeta how long have you been surfing?"

Yeta:  Well I started when I was about 5 and...................I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!!!!


Me: "Why is the demon yelling at me now.  Also I don't have a milkshake.  Well I think we have all we need."


Yeta:  "Thank you for coming it was a pleasure having you in our home."


Me:  "Thank you for having me and good luck with the whole demon thing."


Demon Yeta:  "GET THE HELL OUT OF OUR HOUSE OR I SHALL RIP OFF YOUR FLESH!!!!!"


Me:  "Okay gotta go bye."


"Well that was defiantly interesting I never interviewed a possessed person before.  I hope this won't hurt Yeto's career.  Well join us next time for another installment of the Legend of Zelda Files.  Hopefully the next one will be demon free."