"Welcome once again to a very much delayed installment of The Legend of Zelda Files. Now I bet you are wondering why I haven't posted a new file in quite a while. Well it all started in October when I went to talk to a particular creature. Now this creature ended up slamming his giant hand on me and basically squashing me. I broke a lot of bones and spent quite a while out of action. However I am back to spread the joyous news that is I have a new file to post. So sit down and get ready to learn about the mysterious little balls known as Boes."
"Now I bet you are thinking what in the name of Din is a boe well I have no idea so that will be one of my questions I will be asking. Wait it looks like I have found some let me get a little closer. Okay looks like we have some white and black boes here gathering around a fire. It looks like they are huddled up for warmth. It is such a touchingly sad site. Wait wait it looks like they are bringing in a Goron. Oh ummm wow its dead and it looks like (gags a little) Th the they are eating it. They just swarmed and consumed that thing in seconds flat. I have never seen such brutality in something so small. I think I should get out of here before I am the next one on the menu. Well I say screw this interview and run away."
"Well I managed to escape safely but not with out them giving chase. They took down everything that got in there way in seconds flat. I have never seen anything eat like they do. They took down two more Gorons, a herd of goats, and even a freaking Redead. Thankfully for me I was to fast for them. So I am Andy Balbac signing off. See you next time on a new installment of the Legend of Zelda Files."
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